matthew mcnally

A.K.A. McNasty


“A mind stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.”

What makes you, YOU?

  • Time-travel, paradigm shifter.
  • Professional eater, amateur chef.
  • Avid athlete – soccer, vball and bball – and dive bar gaming enthusiast; darts, pool, shuffleboard. Try me
  • Dog (first child) named Boo; most ferocious, baby-menacing pitbull EVER.
  • OMG yay!

Things that make you tick...

  • Sports
  • Cooking
  • Traveling / Exploring
  • Astrophysics
  • Documentaries, and documenting.

Pet peeves, dislikes, and anything else wrong with everything?

  • Pop culture
  • Fanaticism
  • Scarface posters
  • Dave Chapelle's strange disappearance from earth.
  • Mandatory tipping %

Your first (and last) magazine cover?

  • Popular Science; Meet Mr. Roboto – A fascinating look inside the mind of Mankind’s first Humanoid.

Your midnight shift superhero identity?

  • McBeefy; an all powerful, meat producing ball of fun. I would skip around hurling hunks of beef . Kind of like Ronald McDonald but more creepy, and less full-flavored!

Most embarrassing professional moment?

  • I was standing next to a co-worker when he said “You look great. When is your baby due?” to a very un-pregnant client. Not fun.

What is your shaman power animal?

  • Tyrannosaurus Rex. They are great dancers and very gentle creatures.

Drop some knowledge on the world...

  • Unlike their male counterparts, female dog urine kills grass.

Fairly useless but unique skill or trick?

  • Obviously NOT useless, but I can pick up my keys / change the channel on the remote control with my baby toe.

Goofy and guilty pleasure of yours?

  • May or may not be, kind of, sort of fascinated by serial killers and prison violence.

Go-to bar joke?

  • How does a spicy pepper dance? JALEPENO Face!

Good book for a long flight?

  • Everybody Poops.

Must see TV?

  • Chopped. Top Chef. No reservations.